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[ March 02, 2004 ] |
Well, it has finally happened. George Lucas has admitted that he
has completely lost the plot, and has realised that he cannot think of
a way of explaining why Anakin Skywalker turns evil! So he has
asked for fans to write in and give him some ideas of plausible ways of
turning Anakin evil. Here are some suggestions I came up with:
1) We know he has twins, so, when
they are about two he comes home from work and his wife hands them over
to him saying "Here they are. I've had it. They've been
crying all day while you've been galavanting around the galaxy swinging
your glorified glow stick. Why don't you try spending they day
with your delightful prodigy. I'm off to the pub!" At which
point she storms out leaving Anakin with two tantrum throwing two year
olds. Result: instant evil.
2) Anakin was a fan of the
original 3 Star Wars films (though the inclusion of teddy bears in
"Return of the Jedi" brought on flickers of darkness), so it was with
great enthusiasm that he went to see "Episode 1". Result: anger, frustration, instant
evil.
3) As a jolly Jedi, Anakin was
doing his job well until a new manager was brought in who decided that
Jedi Inc. need to achieve CMM level 7 in three weeks. Suddenly
Anakin found himself having to follow the correct procedure for any
battle, and having to write out post-slash forms whenever anyone was
cut down. The final straw was when his boss cam by and told him
"Your input is important, and we appreciate the great job you are
doing!" Result: Bisected boss
and instant evil.
So, come on all you Star Wars fans. Let's help George turn the
joke that is the current crop of films into something powerful and
moving. I'm sure it's not too late....
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